May 2013
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Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.
noway-youngjae:
f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz:
norulesnobras:
Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.
It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never...
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dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
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magnezone:
really confused by people who think pokemon based on inanimate objects are any less compelling or interesting
how does it feel to be so objectively fucking wrong
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here’s the issue with canceling Hannibal
it’s a show about a serial killer with an obsessive fanbase whose biggest demographic frequents a website where seeing tips for killing and hiding dead bodies is not only possible, but commonplace
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
the-vashta-nerada:
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
i think i might be throwing stones in a glass house here because i have the option of taking a miming...
Yo this light armor thing is actually bullshit
a-sexy-cat:
forgetting somethingng important in the other room just after getting comfortable
andrewhussiesbosom:
IM LAugHing OS HARD
meladoodle:
monkeysgoingcrazy:
meladoodle:
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
politicsofmylund:
canoncerealurl:
hamiltonians:
hamiltonians:
every time i see those sympathetic hitler posts with like 100k+ notes i want to die
ok and it just makes me laugh that the picture is of hitler holding hands with a little girl because like…… just google “hitler with children” hitler took pictures with as many children as possible to humanize him to the german people
#you...
sallyjacksoning:
there was a drug search at our school today and they busted at least seven people
at a middle school
Why are there middle schoolers on here
Watched every episode of "Spoiled Rotten Pets",...
juliegarden:
Bark Mitzvahs Dog Weddings Making cats the beneficiaries of a will Some stories were fine, like the guy that chilled with his dog and it got fat from eating cheeseburgers and riding passenger on his tractor and the couple that make organic treats for dogs because their dogs inspired them to do so. But a $270,000 BARK mitzvah? White people.
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krudman:
coconutmilkyway:
the great gatsby movie must be out of this world good or somethin
cause everyone had to read the great gatsby in high school and we all fucking hated it dont even lie
I know I did.
“Hey, kids! we want you to empathize with terrible people with unrelatable problems that are twice your age are are rich jerks.”
I could probably get into the great gatsby now, but...
moniquill:
aoisasahina:
WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS
BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER NUTS ARE UND ER A BUCK
TWO ST AGS WALK OUT OF A GAY BAR AFTER LAST CALL ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS W OW I CANT BELIEVE I BLEW THIRTY BUCKS INTHERE.
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neoquestll:
so no one told you life was gonna be this gay
*snapsnapsnapsnap*
shavingryansprivates:
fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life
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lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
thelandoffakebelieve:
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
